Jesus, Moses, and an old guy go golfing. Moses tee's off and hits the ball in a lake. He says "it's OK it's OK" and goes over and parts the waters. he hits the ball again and gets a hole in 2.

Then Jesus tee's off and the ball also goes in the lake. He says "it's ok it's ok," walks across the water, hits the ball again and gets a hole in 2.

Then the old guy tee's off. The ball flies into a rabbits mouth, and just as it goes in an eagle swoops down, picks up the rabbit and flies off. As they pass over the hole the rabbit spits out the ball and the old guy gets a hole in 1.

Moses turns to Jesus and says "I hate it when your dad plays."