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Take this test...you'll be amazed at what you can find out. Don't cheat, though -- you can't skip around.
Say the word "cow" BEFORE each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
...

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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus ...

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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They
walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a
peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, ...

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A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," the blonde replied. ...

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Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old ...

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"Hello, is this the police?"
"Yes, what do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the ...

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There was a blonde and she went to the emergency room because she got shot in the hand.
The doctor asked her how she got shot in the hand. She replied, "I tried to kill myself."
He ...

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"Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of a man on the street corner.
"Sure....it's three fifteen," he replied with a smile.
"Thanks," she said, a puzzled look crossing ...

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Wife to Husband: If I die, I want you to promise me, in the funeral procession, you'll let my mother ride in the first car with you.
Husband: All right, but it will ruin my day.

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A ...

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TRUE or FALSE?
1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.
2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. The G-string is part of a violin.
5. ...

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Deep Salvage Pick
Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.
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When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't ...

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